George W. Bush in Pictures

A funny collection of George W. Bush pictures compiled by The Telegraph. See more pictures here. (H/T: Michelle)

Bush's To Do List

Here's Bush's to-do list as presented on the Letterman Show.

Top Ten Things George W. Bush Wants To Accomplish While Still In Office

10.Finish those little projects he keeps putting off like fixing the economy
9.Get Cheney a "goodbye" defibrillator
8.Challenge Lincoln's ghost to rassle
7.Host farewell mixer for the detainees at Gitmo
6.Now that he's got nothing to lose, nail a hefty intern
5.Cement his legacy with a two month vacation
4.Put Chuck Norris on the nickel
3.See if Obama can take over sooner, like Tuesday
2.Get Condi laid
1.Hasn't he done enough already?


Top Ten Extras

11.Ask that actor from "W" if he wants to run things for the final two months
12.Ask Martin Sheen how he handled the post-presidency
13.Appologize to Jeb for ruining his chance of ever becoming president
14.Visit states he never got around to seeing, like Ontario
15.On December 4th, get out and vote
16.Get Hugo Chavez to add him as a friend on Facebook
17.Have Cheney's office fumigated
18.Eat his weight in Totino's Pizza Rolls
19.Pardon Andy Dick
20.Break 20,000 points on the White House Donkey Kong machine

Thanks for the tip, Tim.

Spelling

Think Progress highlights spelling errors in three recent McCain ads.







Must be a prerequisite to succeed in the Republican party.

SNL: QVC Skit

Budweiser and Barack

Remember this Budweiser commercial?



Here's the new and improved one.

Larry and Joe

"The reason the Republicans found Joe the Plumber was to find someone hanging around a toilet other than Larry Craig."

-- James Carville, quoted by Politico (via Political Wire)

The Empress Has Clothing

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Fashion

See Palin's scarf in the image below. Is Palin urging folks to vote Democratic? (Unintentional, I'm sure but funny nonetheless.)


Image Source: Stumper; H/T: David C.

If you want to read some of the more witty/thought-provoking commentary on Palin's $150K wardrobe, see here, here and here.

Gays for McCain

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Palin on SNL

Letterman on McCain

Palin As President

I highly recommend visiting this site. The screen shot below shows the basic picture you'll get when you load the site. Once the picture has loaded, move your mouse around the screen. Click on the object when your mouse changes to the hand symbol. There are plenty of funny discoveries to be made and new items are added each day.

Debate Tips for John McCain

Funny!

Betty White On McCain, Palin, and Obama

Some more silly humor as we wait for the long weekend... Enjoy!

Hilarious

They should replace the guy who plays Obama on SNL with this guy!



Thanks for the tip, David!

Funny

Fark.com has some fantastic reader-submitted visual analogies, a couple of which I've posted below. Thanks for tip, David and Kristen.

Election Trains


Telecom

SNL: The Biden-Palin Debate

Tina Fey nails it again!

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Katie Couric asks Palin about her comments on Biden.


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Jokes about age? Is that really the wisest choice for Palin? Even if it's not intentional, any talk about age and experience surely does not lead the conversation into territory that's favorable for her. Moreover, the conversation indirectly brings up McCain's age and reminds viewers about that one heart beat...

IM-Palin-g

4:35 PM vk: did you read her comments on biden?

me: yeah

4:36 PM vk: i've been a fan of his, like, since second grade!

me: she's not being ageist or anything.. i mean really

4:37 PM vk: i think that just makes her look like an unqualified idiot

first of all, what 7 year old Alaskan is a fan of Joe Biden?

that makes zero sense

me: hahaha

i didn't even think about it..

4:38 PM i'm going to quote you on the blog

vk: second, she is merely underlining his years of experience, in comparison to her lack thereof

yay

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Tina Fey Plays Palin Again

Tina Fey is great (as usual) but Amy Poehler as Katie Couric is fantastic.