Bush's To Do List

Here's Bush's to-do list as presented on the Letterman Show.

Top Ten Things George W. Bush Wants To Accomplish While Still In Office

10.Finish those little projects he keeps putting off like fixing the economy
9.Get Cheney a "goodbye" defibrillator
8.Challenge Lincoln's ghost to rassle
7.Host farewell mixer for the detainees at Gitmo
6.Now that he's got nothing to lose, nail a hefty intern
5.Cement his legacy with a two month vacation
4.Put Chuck Norris on the nickel
3.See if Obama can take over sooner, like Tuesday
2.Get Condi laid
1.Hasn't he done enough already?


Top Ten Extras

11.Ask that actor from "W" if he wants to run things for the final two months
12.Ask Martin Sheen how he handled the post-presidency
13.Appologize to Jeb for ruining his chance of ever becoming president
14.Visit states he never got around to seeing, like Ontario
15.On December 4th, get out and vote
16.Get Hugo Chavez to add him as a friend on Facebook
17.Have Cheney's office fumigated
18.Eat his weight in Totino's Pizza Rolls
19.Pardon Andy Dick
20.Break 20,000 points on the White House Donkey Kong machine

Thanks for the tip, Tim.